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Wombat class plasma powered batteries often implode upon discussion of civil discourse. Unless, of course, the asbestos monkey is present in which case you can reverse the polarity of the magnetic field in synch.

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you can reverse the polarity of the magnetic field in synch.

 

Yeah Right! and then you'd go and blow the whole Red headed continuum straight past civility toward chaotic owl parts. Then what? mass desegregation of the conversation toward purple hilarity? I don't think so, red man cometh and slaughters diodes.

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Is it possible that this poor individual just has really bad translation software?

 

He might be referring to his previous, even more confusing post, "How do I play A:M". Can you imagine the disappointment of launching AM expecting a cool new game?

 

-vern

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This appears to be a partially disguised comment on autism, probably an attack from alpha centauri.

 

It's a bit like one of those viagra spams that pop up every once in a while but... who knows? A little too cryptic for me.

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The response was hilarious though!!!:)

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nah its a terrorist call to arms for the red headed tribe from easter island. Come on its kind of obvious don't you think? Am I the only one who sees the danger?

 

Don't the flys sitting on your shoulders reciting Shakespeare tell you guys about the Easter island tribe? or the chihuahuas gnawing on your ankles. I mean they where talking like this years ago.

 

Don't even get me going on the viagrarian watermellon conspiracy to destroy all One eyed Tube worms of Impotencia and their constant attempts at erecting basecamps under massive tents in the bed rooms of middle-aged baby boomers.

 

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Awww man! you ruined it. I could've strung this out for years.... wa

 

unless... YOU are one of the read headed tribe! Then how do we know that you aren't a Chihauhua! You'd want us to think you had your friend send that post, or you'd want us to think you thought your friend thought he'd send that post, in which case we'd think you ment for us to think that and you'd want us to think you thought it, before you thought it. Thats ok squirrel boy, you'll have to get out of the cat litter box on the other side pretty early in the morning before I'll think you thought that.

 

Don't pay attention to him people, he's one of them. The fly's radar is going off like gangbusters, he's telling me to tell you not to think what you want him to think you think. So don't think it.

 

Listen to the Chihuahuas!

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The Chihuahuas ate the red Diode and are injecting our ankles with the purple hilarity while we sleep! Soon we're all gonna wind up in the litter box. Sleep lightly and keep the wombat armed.

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The Chihuahuas ate the red Diode
Welcome to the fold brother. Soon we will have enough yellow panzies to launch the coversation to the contrary, may it be a civil one.

 

HUH??!?!?

 

Don't be confused. Its the Chihuahuas and their masters the Red headed Mafia. Fight the urge, look into the light, all will be revealed.

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OMG, it worked I tried reversing the polarity in synch, and got nothing then suddenly it hit me, my wombat plasma wasn't pure enough, so I strengthened the mix with L'Oreal Excellence Creme 8RB Reddish Blonde and bingo.. the skinny dog works for us now. I've created a collar that injects the anitidote on the hour. I don't have time to draw up blue prints, you'll have to piece it together from the photo attached...

 

 

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Ummm... Collin? I think I did something wrong with the collar.. The dog just ate the wombat and won't let me leave the house...

 

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Maybe it was because I used a generic brand Reddish Blonde....

 

No more shopping at wally world for me.

 

Now I just gotta pull the cat off the fanblade and start the contrary conversation about the yellow pansies and petunias to harmonize the synnergy and restore the litter box so I can get back to work.

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yeah you've definately screwed the pooch. Looks like its caused some hair loss to.

 

Hmmm. Was your chihuahua from Quintana Roo. The pansies don't grow to civil discourse south of tiajuana, or so the fat lady said. You might try some Just for Men #5. That chihuahua looks like its got some gray hair going. That might make it work.

 

Another thing, what did you make your intra-sphincter electrodes from? anything less than sterling silver and your wombat plasma will congeal and explode well.. you get the picture.

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